You Are a Zombie Yelp Reviewer

Tell the post-apocalyptic internet about your brain-eating experience in this funny, short, choice-based interactive fiction game where  you play an outspoken zombie with opinions on cuisine.

You've just eaten the braaaaains of a terrified man! This is the zombie apocalypse, after all, and you are very much a zombie. But what did you think of his brains as a meal? Were they tasty? Did his brains have a pleasant mouthfeel? Was the service what you expected? Craft your review by recounting the experience you had killing a pedestrian and snacking on his cerebellum, then post it for the world to read.

You Are a Zombie Yelp Reviewer was built in Ink in less than 4 hours for Ectocomp 2022. The game will also be published on Adventure Snack, the interactive fiction email newsletter game. Subscribe to turn your inbox into an adventure and play over 75 text games in the archives.